'OMG! I've got a moth in my ear!'
'After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?'
'I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes. Do you think I should take it down?'
'I cannot.'
'There's no vodka at this table' 'In case anyone was wondering, eating reduced sodium olives is basically the equivalent of eating no olives.'
'She definitely bought all her Instagram followers' 'But first let me take a Snapchat.'
1. Shake hands with Eagle Spirit
2. Sunbathe Naked (with or without a princess)
3. Consume Huckleberries
4. Hate on IDL
5. Rodeo it up
6. Monster trivia nights
7. Get hopelessly drunk during the Art Walk
8. Speak to the 'Green Coalition of Gay Loggers for Jesus' man
9. Complete La Parrilla's Burrito Challenge
10. Think less, drink more.