HOW TO GET ALONG IN BUTTE Don't tell anyone in Butte..... 1. That you have a college degree 2. That you enjoy classical music 3. That you think all Irish are drunks 4. That pork chop sandwiches and pasties make you sick 5. That you eat meat other than elk and deer 6. That your pickup truck is only 2-wheel drive 7. That you're not catholic 8. That you've gone out of state on vacation 9. That you're not a Yankees, Notre Dame or Packers fan 10. That you're not a democrat 11. That you think Rush Limbaugh is actually right 12. That you don't have a satin Butte Bar jacket...my personal favorite 13. That you plug-in your car when it's -30 degrees 14. That you live more than a mile from your parents 15. That you don't eat in the M&M 16. That you don't belong to a union 17. That your dog is not a black lab 18. That you think Rick Foote is bias 19. That you know there is more of montana east of Homestake Pass 20. That you own and use a computer