My non-solar page

I just thought I'd put a few bits and pieces on here to keep myself amused while I'm creating the solar web-site. I'll get round to putting more on here when I have free time.

Random photo!




This photo was from the original Whoupah tour to Dublin for St Patrick's Day 2000. The pub in question is the Crown in Belfast where 11 particularly tired and hungover young men sought refuge on the way back home. This photo was kindly sought out by Moonie, and it was officially the only pub that was open. Feeling pretty rough from 2 days of solid drinking, the food we got here made all the difference. Anyone who went on our little Dublin jaunt would remember this fondly (apart from perhaps Luke, who saw more of the toilet than anything else).

WHOUPAH TOUR 2. AMSTERDAM JANUARY 2000. CAN'T WAIT!



Now here's something worth reading. I don't know where I got this from but the chat's absolutely fantastic:


Right, I'm getting on to random things now. These are all from 80s cartoons. Some of the finest baddies ever to grace the small screen. No one mention that any of them look like anyone's mum, alright?



Yes, a map of Norway! Click on the thumbnail for a full-size map of the great countrty. For an astounding piece of pub chat: If you took Norway, and raised it up on to it's southern-most point, and let it fall in a southerly direction, where would it's northern-most point land? ..... Morrocco!

GREAT CHAT

Okay, introducing the much-acclaimed finest chat that the Dublin boys can, and have came out with:

BUS CHAT: Did you know that on the Motorways of Holland all buses are restricted by law to 55mph. UNLESS the said bus received its last MOT in Holland or Germany in which case it is permitted to travel up to 65mph and still be within the law..... Moonie

HIPPO CHAT: Did you know that a hippopotamus has a basically flat, wide tail and, when frightened, the said hippo will whip it's tail back and forth really fast, while also relieving itself, spraying any would-be attacker with what it essentially shit off a fan........ Maverick

KANGAROO CHAT: Did you know that in the aboriginee language, Kangaroo means "I don't know". The early explorers saw them and asked the natives what they were, and the natives simply said "Kangaroo"! ......Stride-O

Girl: Do you know any french?
Jamie: Oui, j'aime le Blow Job.

WONDER YEARS CHAT: You remember the lad from the 80s show the Wonder Years? Remember his little friend Paul? That nice young lad has grown up to be none other than........MARYLIN MANSON! Greene

CAR CHAT: An Aston Martin Vantage V600 braking form 200mph to a standstill dissipates enough heat from its brake disks to heat the average UK pensioners flat for TWO WEEKS!.......Moonie

PLANE CHAT: The wing span of a Boeing 747, at 210ft, is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.......Maverick

SUPERGRAN CHAT: Did you know that the theme tune to supergran is sung by none other than .... Billy Connelly! .......Unknown source

More to come.....If anyone has any great chat, email it to me and I'll put it up!



Somthing else to amuse:  



Okay, I said I would start a greatest ever bit to my page, and I thought I'd have to start with the finest ever 80s cartoons. So here we go with a few suggestions for the lads: (the winner will be announced later)
Thundercats
Danger Mouse
Batfink
Cities of Gold
He-man
Transformers (robots in disguise!)
Scooby Doo
Spider man

More suggestions?

There'll be a new poll soon.

Email me.

LINKS

Back to my solar physics page. Like you'd want to!

The Jentris Web-site. This has loads of stuff about some of the St Andrews boys. More before my time, but these are some top guys, and the spirit of Jentris still lives on!

Finest mingers site. You will laugh...or cry, if you find a picture of yourself there!

The finest hairstyles. Seriously, some of the greatest hair-do's you'll ever see.

The parsnip web page. Possibly the most random site in the world.